What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
Yep this happens when u play g.t.a good god
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose