Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
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What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
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One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
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What happened to the alligator when he held a gps. He became a navigator.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
