Hang

Hang Jokes

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while

Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)

Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard