Hang jokes
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.