Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
