Hang jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.