Hang

Hang jokes

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!