Hang

Hang jokes

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.