Hang jokes
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.