Hang jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.