Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
