Hang jokes
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.