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Corner

22 views 路 Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    • President

    125 views 路 Big Jim 路 6 months ago

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    A black and white image depicting two men shaking hands. The man on the left, with a beard and a hat, resembles Abraham Lincoln. The man on the right is a Black man, looking towards Lincoln. The text overlaid on the image reads: "President Abraham Lincoln meets the first freed slave after the signing The Emancipation Proclamation in 1863:".
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    • Corner

    5 views 路 Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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    • Greeting

    3 views 路 DAP ME UP 路 1 year ago
    The image shows a series of text messages featuring an emoji. The first message reads "Dab me up" and shows an emoji face pointing at a hand. The second message reads "Cool" and shows two emoji faces clapping. The last message reads "My man" and shows two emoji faces shaking hands.
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    • Rapper

    1 view 路 RapBoat 路 2 years ago
    Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. The arm on the left side of the image has a brown skin tone and the word "Rappers" written on the white shirt sleeve. The arm on the right side of the image has a light skin tone and the word "Lawyers" written on the red shirt sleeve.
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    • High-five

    7 views 路 Anonymous 路 6 years ago

    Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.

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