Handshake jokes

What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?

Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.

Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.

How do rappers greet each other?

With a high five and a mic drop!

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.