Handshake jokes
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.