Handicap jokes
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?