Handicap jokes
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.