Handicap jokes
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
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What comedy skill canβt any cripple master?
Stand up.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
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Whatβs the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they canβt stand up for themselves.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because thatβs the way he rolls.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.