What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall π π π π π π π π π π π π π π ππ π π π π π π π π πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ πΈ
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
