Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Handicap Jokes
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What comedy skill canβt any cripple master?
Stand up.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!