Restriction jokes
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Never eat more than you can lift.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.