What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when heβs mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
I bulled a handicap today
What is he gonna do stand up for his self
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker