Handicap jokes
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
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My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.