Handicap jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)