Barrier jokes

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

Walls.

We gate.

Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.

bals

Arms.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed." The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong." The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"