Hairline jokes
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.