Hairline jokes

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.