Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.