Hairline jokes
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!