Hairline jokes
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.