
Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Borthwick's hairline.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮