Hairline jokes
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.