Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.