Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Coooper
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
