Hairline jokes
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Coooper
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.