Charlene jokes

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.