Charlene jokes

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)