Charlene jokes
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.