Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.