Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
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Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.