Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
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Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!