Hairline jokes
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!