Hairline jokes
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.