Hairline jokes
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Coooper
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.