Hairline jokes
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Sajan's Hairline
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.