Hairline jokes

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Shut your transparent hairline up.