Hairline jokes

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I think your hairline is too stupid.