You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
