Hairline jokes
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?