Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.