Hairline jokes
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.