Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.