Hairline jokes
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.