Hairline jokes

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.