Hairline jokes
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!