Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!