Hairline

Hairline jokes

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.