Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What did the hairline say to the hat? We go way back...
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
