Hairline jokes

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Hairline.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.