Hairline jokes

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Hairline.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.