Hairline jokes

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Hairline.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.