Hairline jokes
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I'm bald.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.