Hairline jokes

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.