Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.