Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so back far it became a case
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
