Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.