Hairline

Hairline jokes

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!