Hairline jokes
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your hairline.
Your hairline!
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."