Haircut jokes

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

How do emo kids complement each other?

They say, "I like ya cuts g."

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."