Haircut jokes
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Also me on the car ride home:
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.