What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
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Site nearly as dead as my trim
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
why does sophia have no ears? her mom gave her, her first haircut.
