Haircut jokes

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

What's the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.