Haircut jokes

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

What's the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.