5+ Best Barber Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Haircut

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

Haircut

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Cut

nice cut man

A man with tattoos on his arm is using clippers to give a black cartoon character a haircut. The cartoon character has large eyebrows and a mustache. The text on the image is "nice cut man".

Haircut

The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".

Mustache

When I went to the barber store, I got new mustache

A selfie of a person with dark hair and glasses, featuring a digitally added black mustache.

Jokes

Neighborhood

Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

Hair

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

Beard

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.