Haircut jokes

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.