Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
why does sophia have no ears? her mom gave her, her first haircut.
