Haircut jokes

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.