Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
