New Haircut Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To TRIM his verses

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."

Wants one way to get a free haircut

Call the cancer hotline

I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender

One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo..

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.