Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
