Hair jokes

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.