Hair Jokes

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS

your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection

here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.

What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!

A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin

like it if you judge peoples hair lines

What's steven Hawking shampoo?

-Head and shoulders 😊

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...

Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of nohair.

Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)

Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle- except cancer

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.