one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
What was Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? -Head and shoulders
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
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I didn’t like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? bricks get laid
Donald Trump is like really orange.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? Slick her hair she looks 15
