Hair

Hair jokes

Forehead

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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  • Blonde

    A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

    The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

    The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"

    The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."

    Memes

    Bullying

    One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

    The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

    Cut

    A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

    Hairline

    Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

    Blonde

    A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

    The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

    Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

    Wig

    So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.