your hairline goes back to when jeff Bezos had hair
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
