Hair jokes

I'm bald.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."

The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."

The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."

The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"

The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"

The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:

"Fire!"

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.