Hair

Hair jokes

Mama

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Puerto Rican

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Pedophile

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

Girl

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Lb

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Cancer

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!