Hair jokes
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
They are hairy.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.