They are hairy.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? bricks get laid
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
