Hair Jokes

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱‍♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

Ur hair line is curved like a moving train

I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame

there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me

An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut

your mums hair line was so big that dora the explorer could not find it

your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed

your dads hair line was so long that he died

yur hair line was so fat that joe biden could not make it prime minister

your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it

Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him

Your hair line be looking like the Great Recession

I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away