Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
