I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Hair Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
