Hair

Hair Jokes

Dad

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Pussy

I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

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  • Emo

    Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

    They're still hanging.

    Part

    What is the toughest part of the human body?

    Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

    Blonde

    "What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

    "T," said the blonde.

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

    Hairline

    You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

    Tornado

    Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.