Hair jokes
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Memes
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What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.