What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
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It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient
yo dad is so hairy people chased him because they thought he was bigfoot.
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
Your hair line is so curved that mcdonald's hired you to be there M
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
