HA jokes
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Ha, gay!
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "Thereās only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Whatās the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Texas is such a shitty state. Thereās a reason it only has one star.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!