A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find God he'll help you!" and than the man said “There’s only one way to get to God and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?”
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror
what's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
apple has a family tree
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
