HA jokes
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isnโt it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, โBeware of the dog!โ
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The phrase โMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canโt even expose their legsโ has two meanings.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, whatโs the minor population?