When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
HA Jokes
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
