Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
Sup guys how are uou
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
