One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
