A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
