What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion
floor on the road
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
Dont you find it ironic that kobye bryant bounced his helicopter of the ground like a basketball
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
