wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion
Floor on the road?
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
