wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion
floor on the road
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
