Ground jokes
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.