What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
floor on the road
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
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"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
