Ground Jokes

which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.

the apple because the emo kid is hanging

I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

This video is got me on the ground 😂😂Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground...How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor

I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡

What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.

Hey guys im back I was grounded by my grandfather so yea.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?

How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code

What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .

wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground

what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl

sorry cringy jok3

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground