Ground jokes
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!