So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
I like my women like my coffeeāground up and frozen.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor? Nail one hand to the ground...How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
This video got me on the ground. š
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
