Ground Jokes

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?

"Ground beef!"

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"

And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"

Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."

The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."

Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"

Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."

Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...

THE END