Grief jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.