It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
