When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
My dog died I'm so sad
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
like this if you have ever had a family member die
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
