Grief jokes
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.