Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
My dog died I'm so sad
like this if you have ever had a family member die
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
my mom died
