Grief jokes
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My dog died. I'm so sad.