Grief jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What is an orphanâs least favorite childrenâs game?
House.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Memes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Whatâs the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why canât an orphan play baseball??
They canât hit a home run! đ
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)