Grief jokes
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Memes
So True
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂