Grief jokes

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

Why did the family move away?

Because they lost their son.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.