Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
My dog died I'm so sad
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
