Grief jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your mom.
Your dad!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.