Grief jokes
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.