Grief jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Kms.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.