So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
