Grief jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.