Great Jokes

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

Cuz they are plugged into a genius!

These two guys were txting each other.

Guy 1: How r u?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson

my uncle died in 9/11. he was great pilot.

Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

hey how is everone today :) cause am feeling great

Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me

my boy so distracted and the kids are doing great I will be Make500000

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear!

Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.