Grass jokes
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Memes
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Go touch some grass, bro.
Grass for lash.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.