Grass Jokes

just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again

i wish my grass was emo bc then it will cut itself

How do u cut ur grass without a lawn mower?

U dye it blue and it will cut itself

how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself

why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her

Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.

why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?

Some.

What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

Emold.

What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavourless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?

Bleaks.

What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelard.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favourite game of an emo?

Hangman.

Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

I wish my grass was emo. So then it could cut itself.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.

i wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself

I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.

Why do midgets laugh while they run? The grass tickles there balls

Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self

life would be so much easier if grass was emo

because it would cut itself

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.

why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself