My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
i wish my grass was emo so it would cut its self
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
what is green grass you tard
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Go Touch some grass bro
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Grass for lash
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
