Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.