just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!
What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
Go Touch some grass bro
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
what is green grass you tard
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
Why did the mights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
I named my grass emo and it cut itself
