Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
When the grass is bloody You play in the mud...
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Grass
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
