Grass Jokes

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo

So it can cut its self

what did Africa say to the grass? get off me!

Why do migets laugh when they run The grass tickles there balls

why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls

What's green and has wheels? Grass, l was just lying about the wheels.

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.

Grass for lash

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed

Today was like every other day It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary I fear these feelings will never end I’ll always feel so dark feel so hopeless Sometimes all I want is for it to end For all of it to end for all of my thoughts to end I despise the way that always comes to mind But I feel so lost feel so hopeless If something would just work But nothing has worked Nothing can fix this These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless… or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope…. and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help… they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue… Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better. Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).

Q:I wish my grass was emo A: Then it would cut itself

When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.

Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.

Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

When the Driver ran out of fuel what kind of gasoline did he use grassoline

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er